What do you eat for breakfast?
I've tried for ages to think of a non boring answer for this question, and unless I lie the answer will be very dull. I could be building up some anticipation right now if your still reading this, I really don’t want that to happen. I think it’ll be best if I gave you two choices. Choice A - skip straight to the end of this question...go. Or Choice B - carry on reading in the vague, blind hope that something interesting will come of this answer eventually.

For people that chose choice B, you are now rewarded with a joke:

For people that chose choice A, the answer is toast

What's your favourite programme on the tele box/DVD/YouTube
So far:  Curb your enthusiam, Arrested Development, The Mighty Boosh, The American Office, Family Guy, Flight Of The Conchords, Peep Show, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Shooting Stars, Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe (youtube him, hillarious) Ricky Gervais, Bill Hicks, Karl Pilkington(!), Russell Brand, Russell Peters and Loose Women.

If they could put any classic film on at the cinema what would you like it to be?
Weekend at Bernies the trilogy....

If you got into work and your were told, "don't worry - you can have today off", what would you go and do?
Yell at the person for not phoning me and telling me, I mean getting up at 5am is bad enough without getting all the way into work THEN being told I can have the day off ... I mean … I’m awake now, done my hair, got myself together. Now what I am going to do, all my friends are asleep - it’s not like I can pop round for morning tea, bacon and a sit on their loo with a copy of the Metro watching Lorraine Kelly on the TV. Is it? IS IT?!

If you were sat in a dark room and made to listen to one song a hundred times in a row, what song would that be?
“My concentration goes after 2 mins, so choose whatever you want nobby” is what I’d say to the weird person making me do it.

What has been the best thing that's happened to you on a night out?
Found 700 dollars in the car park of a 'special' club in Dubai... we had a pretty good night!

Who's your favourite film character and why?
Its funny you stumble across one of my life’s mantras which is 'never limit yourself to just one favourite film character when you can have so many...but if someone had to play me in a film of my life it would be Jessica Alba'

What’s your favourite online vid?
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