What's you favourite everyday phrase and why?
‘Have you finished eating that?’ … because there’s nothing worse than wasting food, unless it’s quorn – that’s already a waste of food.

What's your favourite programme on the tele box?
If I had to pick one it'd be the Family Guy. Peter Griffith is like Homer Simpson, but funnier.

If you got into work and your were told, "don't worry - you can have today off", what would you go and do?
Go back to bed for a couple of hours, wake up at about 10 o'clock to the sound of my girlfriend knocking at the door saying, “I have a full English here for you”. Then I'd go on cheapblimprides.com and spend the afternoon floating over the midlands with a beer in one hand and a camera in the other.

If you were sat in a dark room and made to listen to one song a hundred times in a row, what song would that be?
One of those bedtime songs that mixes dolphin noises in with pan pipes, a) because each song lasts about half an hour, and b) 30 seconds of it would have me fast asleep.

Who's your favourite film character and why?
Danny from Karate Kid II, there's something about his carefree, footloose attitude combined with a gritty winners determination that really appeals to me (he wasn't as good in I, III and IV).

What’s your favourite online vid?
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